stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for